lizaattwood:

Good girls go to heaven.

Bad girls go to hell and party with rockstars from the 70s.

(via nitroglykerin)

i had a dream i had a girlfriend but where she at tho

sexhaver:

avantgardejazz:

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

(via democraticsenator)